All of those people who dislike the wonderful creation that is Animal Crossing shall forever miss out on the greatness that is shaking trees, catching bugs, fishing, and pulling weeds. Laugh if you will, oh misguided ones, but one day the game shall rule all and will take over your lives even if you don’t want it to. You will pay off the loan on your house. You will make friends with four legged animals walking as though they were bipedal. You will find pleasure in digging holes and getting that last piece of furniture you’ve been looking for. Oh, you will…or Tom Nook will have his way with you. He is the owner of a crooked business, the raccoon no one likes. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.