posted in Past Goodness, School on Nov 28, 2001

You know what I dislike? Old people, that’s what. First off, they’re wrinkly and they produce a lot of waste with all the diapers and stuff. Then, they think that they should drive…everywhere. News flash: this isn’t 1910. You’re not driving a Model-T. Your car CAN go faster than 20 mph. Then, they grow white hair and live in a big white house on the top of the hill and they have the power to tell the schools to close when it’s winter and freezing…but they don’t. Oh no. Their house is so high on that hill that they don’t get weather, so they don’t see all the children getting into wrecks trying to go to school.
Moral of the story: Let us out of school for cryin’ out loud!