Behold, The Power Of…

There have been many inventions to come along in the past 100 years that have been great: the airplane, the automobile, the push-up bra…ahem…where was I? These things have made life a great deal easier for us humans and it’s a good thing they’re around. But something else eclipses these minuscule, unimportant creations: the individually wrapped cheese stick. That’s right folks, without the individually wrapped cheese stick, where would we be today? Some might say that the space shuttle or the internet are more important than these delicious, cylindrical food items of concentrated goodness, but they’d be wrong, very wrong. The individually wrapped cheese stick is great for both the male and female sides of the species. For the female, the cheese stick is small, thin, and is contained in an easy to open package, and it even comes with directions on the back in case the aforementioned female gets lost trying to open it. For the male, the cheese stick is small, thin, and is contained in an easy to open package, and it doesn’t talk back. So there you have it; the individually wrapped cheese stick is the greatest invention of the 20th century.