OLDER POSTS FROM LONG AGO

04
May
2012

I nearly died today…or, at least, nearly peed my pants

Look at this jerk. I go upstairs for a glass of water, and upon returning to my desk blammo: wasp of doom.

10
Feb
2010

My Cat Has a Tank

Today in the mail I found out that my cat is trying to figure out the best way to kill me when my back is turned. How? By making a fully functional cardboard tank. She even had the audacity to ask me to put it together. For the sake of cuteness, I relented. Here is […]

11
Jan
2010

You Need To See These

I’m posting these just as a service to everyone. What service, you ask? Well, I don’t know, but I felt that there was a vacuole in your life that needed to be filled with the following images:

07
Sep
2009

Cats Are The Worst

Sunday morning I had not the best night. At 3 am, my cat decided to start pushing things off of my desk. The resulting noise woke me up, and I jumped up to get a fix on things. I injured myself in the process. Here is what happened: Cats are the Worst from Garret Evans […]

13
Jul
2009

Let's Not Be Fat

So today marks my first foray into trying to be somewhat healthy. After feeling like I was going to die upon finishing a hamburger this passed weekend, I kinda figured it was about time to, you know, move, so I gathered what little strength I had (it wasn’t much), woke up at 6:30am, and jumped […]

26
May
2009

A View From My Window

I really don’t know why I like making these type of videos, but they’re fun. Look at the cars go zoom! Wee!! The View From My Window from Garret Evans on Vimeo.