11
Sep
2005

Eating Babies

I hear all of these animal rights people gripe and complain about the delicious meats that come from our gentle, bovine friends.  On the top of their list of “beefs” (haha) is that some of us humans love the taste of the baby calf, i.e. veal.  It’s so bad, according to them, to eat the […]

22
May
2005

What Ever Happened to Marshmallows?

So have you had these cereals that include the fruit already inside? A lot of them have the fruit nowadays; sliced up in little pieces and scattered here and there. Now I think this is a pretty good idea for most part, at least on paper. Do we all remember what the last thing was […]

06
Mar
2005

Bunnies Taste Good

I normally don’t link to other pages in these musings. But today is different. Today is not for me or you. Today is for a bunny. Today is the day that you can save a bunny. Bunnies don’t ask for much from us. They hop around. They wiggle their noses and such. And they’re cuter […]

17
Feb
2005

Dessert?

I came upon a realization today that may, in fact, blow your mind.  You know how most people punish their dogs when they do something bad, like poop in the floor?  They rub their nose in it.  Have you ever stopped to consider that most dogs, if left unattended, will eventually go back to that […]

11
Oct
2004

Pandas Taste Good

Have you ever considered the ironic nature associated with the eating utensils of our brethen to the East: chop sticks? For a culture rich in…culture and stuff, you’d expect them to come up with a better idea than the chop stick. They could at least make bamboo spoons or something. Grasping food items with two […]

16
May
2004

Could I Get This Salad Supersized?

So the McDonald’s now has the Adult Happy Meal. I was very underwhelmed when I bought one. Fist of all, all you get is a salad, a bottled water, and a thing that tells you how many steps you take. In the normal day, I don’t go very far. If I wanted to know how […]