OLDER POSTS FROM LONG AGO

04
Oct
2010

Insurance fun-time update!

So it has been a whopping two weeks since I had had that most awesome car accident. How time flies when you are waiting on the insurance company to do…anything. TIME FOR A STORY! By now you have seen all the pictures; there was a four car pile-up at rush hour. Outside of there simply […]

20
Sep
2010

Hey, check it out, I got hit by a car!

This afternoon I had the misfortune of being in the oh-so-fun American past-time of getting into an automobile accident. Not only was it a car accident, but it was a four car pile-up. That’s a record for me. I didn’t know that I wanted to have that as a personal best, but since I have […]

20
Apr
2010

Becoming a Vigilante

Something happened today that has never happened to me before. From what I understand, according to various sources trusted and otherwise, this thing happens “to everyone.” What could this most heinous act be? This atrocious and unspeakable thing? I got pulled over for the first time today. And not only that, but I received a […]

19
Aug
2009

Fun Time Work Email 3

Today’s FTWE (I’ve now coined this acronym), comes from spambot Marcos Rainey (distraint@mmsupport.ch) with the subject line: Ay that he fastened them to. It’s from the novel A Book of Myths by Jean Lang.

17
Aug
2009

Fun Time Work Email 2

Today’s fun time work email comes from Kornfield (datelines@worltech.com; another super legit address) with the subject line: es Gid. ” She went into the house as. Today’s excerpt comes from An Arkansas Planter, written by Opie Percival Read:

14
Aug
2009

Fun Time Work Email

So recently at work we’ve been getting some fun spam. Not your usual penis pills and Nigerian princes sort of mail, this spam tries to up the bar with a hint of edumication.