Ca….yo….ear…me…ow? …goo…

posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on Jul 21, 2003

You all know as well as I do that those Verison Wireless commercials are getting on everyone’s nerves. But have you stopped to think about the person who has it worst of all? That’s right, I’m talking about the poor sap on the other end of the phone that gets asked the famous question over and over and over again. What about him, huh? Where we can just change the channel when the commercial comes on, he has to sit and listen to that jackass walk around all day and ask him the same freaking question. If I were that guy, I’d just tape myself onto minidisk saying “Yes” and put the recorder next to the phone and buy one of those little drinking birds to keep hitting the replay button. And as for the guy asking the questions….he’s a robot; programmed to only say six words.