Friggin' Sweet

So I’ve made fun of visors and idiots with big trucks, now who?  That’s right, today is for those retards who think it looks good to wear a polo shirt with the collar up.  I’ve seen you walking around lookin’ all “hip,” hittin’ on girls like the collar gives you confidence.  I really envy you, man, because I’ve figured out where the confidence comes from: you have no dignity, pride, or self respect.  I mean, who can think that an upturned collar looks good?  Yeah, Elvis did it, but Elvis was a millionaire.  You can do a lot of things and get away with it when you’re loaded.  You, my friend, are not a millionaire, probably barely even a hundredaire, thus the collar looks pretty bad.  And by “bad” I mean “not good.”  And by “not good” I mean “please jump off a cliff.”