Gin and Juice and Dimpled Chads?

posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on Oct 14, 2004

I’m starting to get really tired of all this political hoobalaboo that’s going on. Yes, there’s an election coming up. Yes, it’s important. Yes, the media is pushing it down our throats. It didn’t jump over the mountain of annoyance until I saw a commercial with Snoop Dogg telling me to “exercise my power.” Thank you Snoop for permitting me to go and vote. Without you, Snoop, I would have never known that I could vote. So like you, Snoop, I will be sure to vote so I can help continue the rich traditions of this free country so that I, too, can do drugs and rap about the mean streets and end up getting millions of dollars. It’s the American way.