Happy Matrix Day!posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on May 15, 2003
Well, it’s not a holiday, but it should be.
So my new dog felt like it was a good idea to dig up a dead horse the other day. Yep…a big, dead horse. Our dog, Digger (that’s her name, seriously) found a smelly, old horse to dig up in our pasture. She also thought it’d be really cool if she brought a big, dead horse-femur to the porch, complete with hoof and working ligaments. Isn’t that great? Haven’t you always wanted to see a dead, decaying horse? It’s quite pleasant…if you’re a nasty dog creature who likes to dig up dead, decaying horses.
Moral of the Story: Do not move to the country unless you want dead horses on your porch.