I Hate Television

So I just see this commercial where there is a guy and a girl are in a little canoe and it springs a leak or something. Then the girl shoves a tampon in the leak, and it stops it up. Interesting. So what this commercial is saying to us all is, that if Ginger or Mary Anne would have packed accordingly, they could have patched the Minnow up on the first day and gone back home. Instead, they have a boat with a hole in it and probably a lot more laundry to do. The rest of the island thanks you.