Jokes About Cracking Nuts = -1

posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on Nov 18, 2003

So the campus has put up lights and various blow up Christmas figurines in the quad. They look generally very good except for one: the big, blow-up soldier from the Nutcracker who is saluting. From up close he looks ok, but take a few steps back and because of the way his glove is fashioned, it looks like he’s holding a big, white gun to his forehead. Don’t do it! You have so much to live for, Mr. Giant Blow-up Soldier guy, plus the subsequent hole you’d make with the gun would just deflate your body. I don’t know if that’s ironic or not…Hey, I didn’t even make one joke about cracking nuts. I guess I’m losing my edge, like a nut cracker..who’s cracked..too many nuts or something.