Shootin' Blanks

This is kind of a continuation on another musing from 7-17 about retards in cars/trucks. I found another thing that irks me to no end. I don’t know if they have this in other states or not, but here in backwoods Oklahoma you will come across automobiles with fake, stick on bullet holes in them. Yes sir, these bottom feeders of society stick metal stickers on their car so it looks like they were in a gun fight! Isn’t that awesome! If you answered “yes,” then you probably have them on your car right now. NO, they are not cool. They are freaking retarded. It’s not my place to say whether things are cool or not. I know that. But COME ON. I’m sure they go over great at cock fights and monster truck ralleys, but…but COME ON. Seriously, there’s no hope for these people. I can’t even think of funny things to write. And the absolute worst, THE WORST, is when you see it on little Hondas or Mazdas driven by little 16 year old girls. I mean, they had such potential up until they put those things on their cars. Such a shame…such a shame…