Sunburns Are Sexy.

Have you realized that the sun is really hot? I predict in 10 years people will have to wear suits in the summer to avoid burning alive. And it’s all because of those farting sheep in New Zealand. There’s too many of them. They’re creating holes in the ozone with unseen gases. So I say, “Down with sheep.” What have they done for me lately? All they’ve done is indirectly given me a sunburn, and every time I look in the mirror I am reminded of some little sheep, half-way across the world, farting right now and laughing at me. Or maybe I’m looking for an excuse because I’m too stupid to put on enough sun screen…but I think the sheep idea is much better.