Talking Balls

So the Fratty McFrattersons on the campus are doing a week of cancer awareness (testicular and breast). This is all fine and dandy exept they’re going about it all wrong. They’re not taking anything serious. I assume that’s because they themselves like to cup eachother’s balls quite often. Anyway, that’s not the point of this musing. The point of this musing comes with all kinds of signs on and around campus that says, “It whispers, so listen.” I get what it’s trying to say: that if the cancer is caught early then that’s good. However, that just sounds bad. If I wake up in the middle of the night hearing, “Hey…Hey, buddy. Dude…It’s like a sauna down here. And my friend has been growing recently; I thought we were supposed to be twins. You might want to get him checked out. Oh, and by the way, if you could lay off the jumping jacks in the morning that’d be great.” Now if I heard that, then I think there might be something to check out before I get that cancer looked at.