The Best Ever

I want someone, somewhere to go around and catagorize everything on earth so that we can find out what is the “best ever” speaker, remote control, etc.  Why?  Because I’m starting to notice a trend in college-type female folk.  It doesn’t really matter what it is, they have the best ever of that thing.  “These pants are, like, the best EVER; oh ma gawd.”  “I know!  Isn’t it cute?  This cell phone is, like, the best EVER.”  “This chicken fried steak is totally, like, oh ma gawd the best EVER.”  See where I’m going with this?  I want a huge list that I can carry around and when I hear: “These pumps are all like, the best EVER” I can pull out the list and point to the exact, best ever pumps and say, “I’m sorry.  You’re wrong.  The best pumps ever made actually reside in Sandusky, Ohio.  Get it right, and shut up.”