This Five Dollar Bill is a Genius

I had a low point in my life recently, a time when my senses of right and wrong were askew. I didn’t know what to do when asked simple questions. Up was down, black was white, cats were dogs; it was madness. It all coalesced into an amalgam of a mixture of confusion and craziness. Until, that is, I got some change after buying a sandwich, where this little bill showed up. The adage written on its back helped me straighten everything out. Thanks random five dollar bill!

Also, those are some bright ass Crocs.