posted in Past Goodness, People on Jan 10, 2003

Ok, what’s the big deal with scarfs lately? I mean, scarfs are ok. But I see scarfs on everything: girls, guys, dogs, cats…. Now ladies, don’t get me wrong. A scarf on a woman is nice and adds to the ensemble…but fellas, it doesn’t work. I’m sorry, but there’s something about a guy in a scarf that’s just…well…weird. And not weird in the good Dennis Rodman or Roberto Benini sort of way, no no…I mean weird in the Elton John or spider silk coming from a goat udder sort of way (I’m serious about that, it was in the National Geographic). Maybe it’s just me, I could be wrong.