By staying up so late every night like I do, I think that eventually I’ll be awake all night, every night and sleep during the day. And when I go to some far away place like Europeland one of these days, I don’t think I’ll have jet lag for some reason. And then I’ll laugh at everyone who has jet lag. “Haha, you losers have jet lag!” I’ll say. “You should’ve been a geek like me and stayed up all night on the internet! Muahahaha.” …….oh crap, I just realized something…