posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on Jun 6, 2001

If I had a monkey, and he could use a pager, I’d be real pissed off when he’s sitting at the opera talking to his friend in the jungle with his little pager thingy. I mean, if he’s smart enough to use the thing in the first place AND have a love for the arts then why isn’t my monkey in my office filing for me because, damnit, he needs to get his priorities straight.