You know what’s weird? When you’ve been sick and you’re coughing and coughing and coughing and then you look down at your stomach one time when you cough and all these little muscles show when there were no muscles before. Then you think, “Wow, when I cough like that it makes me look real buff!” Then you realize you’re sick and you wonder why you’re not wearing a shirt so you go and put on a shirt. A little while later you think, “Hey, I want to see that cool thing I did with my stomach!” But you don’t look because you don’t want to risk looking like a retard pulling up your shirt to look at your stomach.