Back From the Dark Ages with "The Lost Musing!" DumDumDum!

posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on May 27, 2003

How can something be “new” and “improved?” I mean, how can they “improve” something that’s “new?” The “new” and the “improved” should be totally separate. I mean come on people. That is why people compare apples and oranges; they’re not the same thing and they don’t need to be used together. Like oil and water, or Marve Albert and women’s underwear. They just don’t need to go together. They are good on their own. Let’s just leave it at that. Guess what? Now you’re going to think about Marve albert in women’s underwear all day. Hahaha, sucker.