I don’t know what they put into the tubes of Flavor-Ice, but I guarantee there is some sort of highly addictive drug laced in there. It doesn’t matter what I do, I have at least five of these things on any given day. There’s no way to stop eating them. And because they only charge […]
I enjoy a well manicured lawn. I do. They look nice and they feel nice, but how much mowing does one place need? The little plot outside of my apartment gets over-cut on a weekly basis. Well actually, it’s more like daily. They mow this stuff every other day, and since it may or may […]
I find it really weird to hear my own name on television. Because it’s not exactly “popular,” as in, not many people have it, it’s really strange to hear the villain or bad guy have my name. I kind of take it personally. It’s not my fault my name-doppelganger hurts the name character, but I […]
The phrase “head over heels” really gets on my nerves. We all know what it means, but if you stop to think about it, it’s really dumb. I may or may not have my head over my heels for a good portion of the day. So basically, going head over heels for something is just […]
So Earth Week is coming up soon I hear. This is one of my favorite weeks of the year. Not only do we get to have hippies yell at us for burning delicious fossil fuels, but we may just feel bad about it for a minute or two because it’s the week to feel bad […]
Wind is freaking annoying sometimes. You don’t even have to do anything for wind to come out of nowhere and jack things up. Just walking down the street? Wind doesn’t care; it just wants to blow all of those papers out of your hand. Trying to read outside? Wind doesn’t care; it throws your pages […]
