I'm Not Handicapped…I'm Just Lazy

Have you ever been to the store and saw something that shouldn’t be parked in the handicap space? Today I saw a Corvette in the handicap space. A freaking Corvette. How many people have you seen with one arm or half a leg roll out of a Corvette? I can almost guaruntee that that guy’s handicap parking tag is fake. You know how the picture for the handicap space is a little blue guy in a wheel chair? It’s not a little blue guy on crutches, or a little blue guy with a cast on his arm. He’s in a wheel chair. A wheel chair can’t even fit in a corvette, much less a wheel chair and someone who needs the use of a wheel chair. Now I realize that you don’t have to be completely broken up to need a handicap tag, but this guy was just using the system. And by ‘using the system’ I mean ‘completely found an awesome way to get one of those 30 spots at Wal-Mart that are always open and are right in the front of the store.’