Knowing Is Half The Battle

Is yelling “Go Joe!” or “Cobra!” a requirement in the world of the G.I. Joe before they make an attack? That seems like it would be a huge covert operations killer. “Ok, we have to sneak up on the Joes,” says Cobra Commander. But just as they sneak over the hill, one inept soldier shouts “COBRA!” and all the Joes turn and shoot guns at them that shoot blue lasers that never seem to hit anything. And they also shoot down various helicopters and airplanes and every Cobra soldier manages to parachute out of the aircraft just in time. Now had Cobra changed it’s pre-engagement strategy, this crisis may have been averted. Just something to think about….now if only Lady Jane would return my calls…