Lassie Was Way Better

I haven’t been around dolphins too much, but I seriously don’t think that they all make the same exact noise.  At least for the last 40 years all we’ve heard is the Flipper soundbite.  Has no one thought about bringing a new, modern day microphone to Seaworld?  I just want to hear a new noise.  I suppose advertisers think that if they have a dolphin in their commercial with a different sound than the stock sound, then people will freak out and riot.  I’d love to be a part of the Dolphin Riot of ’05.