Less Flappy Flappy. More Boomy Boomy.

posted in Miscellaneous, Past Goodness on Feb 6, 2005

Have you ever thought of how awesome it would be if when birds landed on electric wires they actually got electrocuted? Maybe not so awesome in the “every species of bird on the planet will be totally destroyed” kind of way, but in the “OOO!!! Explody bird!” type of way. Imagine driving along the road and you see little flashes of light and puffs of feathers everywhere just falling from the sky. It would be magical. It’s like the 4th of July every day! There would be a lot less poop on your car too. You might have to wipe off a carcass or two every week, but you can just squeegee that right off; no big deal. All the raccoons that eat out of your trash will have an unlimited supply of food…besides your trash. The only downside I can see from spontaneously exploding birdies (besides the whole food chain thing) is that our cats would have nothing to stare at from the living room window anymore while they vigorously twitch their tails. Poor kitties.