Me = Right. You = Wrong.

posted in Past Goodness, School on Oct 16, 2003

I had to sit in a left handed desk today….man, let me tell you, that was weird. My right elbow, which my right, right writing hand is attatched, had no support. I don’t see how you left handed mutants do it. You’re living in a right handed world, just conform. Assimilate into the greatness of those who are right handed. Sure, you may have people like Tom Cruise or Matthew Broderick as lefties, but you know who else is too? You also get George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Ross Perot: an idiot, an adulterer, and a midgit, respectively. So please quit griping about right handed potato peelers and notebooks, just switch. It can’t be that hard. I mean, I’ve written my name with my left hand once…it only took me five minutes and it looked like a blind three-year-old did it.