More Like King of Dairy Queens

What is up with these shows that star a really really hot chick married to a big, fat guy? Case in point: King of Queens. How in the world does this guy have that chick? Now I know that women aren’t supposed to care what their men look like because they just look for “what’s inside,” but how attractive can an overweight UPS delivery person be? I give those who made this show credit though. They are giving those who watch the show hope. Think about it; who do you think is watching the show? Overweight males who think that the chick is way hot (because she is), that’s who. The makers of the show have these rotund individuals coming back every week because they think that they can sit on their butts watching tv and some incredibly hot chick who doesn’t care that they eat more than an average Ethiopian’s weight in Snickers for lunch will walk in at any minute, kiss them on the cheek, and make an hilarious joke about sex or how she just loves her “big teddy bear.” What the makers of the show don’t tell you is how, right after the show, the hot chick vomits for an hour because they had to do fifteen takes where she has to kiss Tubbo. So, as a plea to those who watch these shows, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. Do not watch these shows because I want the demographic to change. So maybe instead of big guy with hot chick, we get hot chick and… other hot chick…