Small Mechanical Furry Animals Must Die

Airplanes are funny. You know how they restrict electronic devices during take off because they disrupt the instruments (yeah right)? Well, apparently, that extends to Furbies as well. That’s right, you can no longer take your Furby on the plane anymore. I’m sorry. I know it breaks your tiny, weird, Furby lovin’ heart. But seriously, in the magazine that tells you that “electronic devices must be turned off,” in little parenthesis it says: “(Even Furbies).” People of America, hear me: The Furbies are getting smarter. They are smarter than we ever imagined; they’re communicating. And YOU thought they were just talking jibberish. So if and when you ever see one of these little monstrosities…kill it quickly. Because the next night you sleep may be your last…