posted in Past Goodness on Oct 23, 2005

Why don’t they “Punk” Big Bird?  All they do is get these soon to be washed up rappers and television stars.  They should “Punk” Andy Rooney or Bob Costas.  Get some culture on the tube.  How about Castro?  Jack Thompson?  They could put the Blue Screen of Death on Stephen Hawking’s computer, and then Ashton Moore will run in and be all, “You just got punked Stephen!”  And then Hawking would be like, “HA. HA. HA. RUNNING IN SAFE MODE.”  A few seconds later Ashton’s head will explode because we all know that Stephen Hawking can control the very essence of matter.