posted in Food, Past Goodness on Jun 6, 2006

I don’t know what they put into the tubes of Flavor-Ice, but I guarantee there is some sort of highly addictive drug laced in there.  It doesn’t matter what I do, I have at least five of these things on any given day.  There’s no way to stop eating them.  And because they only charge three bucks per 100 for the “expensive” kind, it’s hard to not buy them.  You have to be insane to see them at the store and walk passed them without picked them up.  I’m just going to go ahead and say it: I hate anyone who doesn’t like Flavor-Ice.  It’s pretty much un-human to not like Flavor-Ice.  You have to be some sort of Borg to turn it down.  If someone offers you a Flavor-Ice, you take it; there’s no two ways about it, unless, of course, you fall into any one of these categories: zombie, witch, golem, robot, salamander,  harpy, or centaur.